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Jun. 28, 2015
Energy-based bombs, energy-based heals, and an ability that gives you infinite energy. Easiest bullet hell - and one of the easiest games - I've ever played.
Apr. 19, 2015
Why does it accept "Legend of Zelda" for the Oracle games and Wind Waker, but not Twilight Princess?
Aug. 23, 2014
Badge is broken, beat all 30 levels and it only registers 28. That, coupled with the horrible boss battle? Highly unrecommended.
Jun. 16, 2014
Missed one note my first try on Quest of Your Life...
Aug. 29, 2012
@Andreistan: Too boring? The point of it is to sit around listening to nothing and playing nothing to chat uninterrupted. You must chat with boring people.
Jul. 15, 2012
You've brought me to near headbanging the wall with your...your.l..grammer..,its...rrhorrible...grahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay! It's on Kong now and I don't need Newgrounds!...I'm probably delusional and this has been on her a long time.
I did it in 11 days on Easy mode. Well, I guess that was pointless. o_o
Jul. 14, 2012
Err???? Seems to move a little...fast at the start. And the graphics seem a little...patched together. And the events seem...random. Everything. Is. Random. Or. Just. Crap. Seriously.
It sucks. It just sucks. Key mapping is absolutely horrible, and the worst part is using 'shift' - SHIFT - to sharp a note, and it sharps all notes in a chord. It's just impossible to play a good song in this unless it's in the key of C and has no accidentals.
Oh ho! I am your father.! What a ghastly thing to call yourself! I will call you Llama. You are a Llama right?
The only thing that could make this hard is bullets that shoot bombs that shoot bullets that shoot bombs that explode into bullets.
Jul. 12, 2012
Defeating Hyperion was a hard badge? It took me more tries to kill Melpomene...because I took out Hyperion in one. @_@
Before upgrading from 1100 to 1400 Sight, there was one thing I had to accomplish: 1337 Sight. :P
Jun. 01, 2012
Meh, I guess it managed to have some humor when the same guy ran me over with a lawn mower. If it was possible, 0/5 get.
Yay, I got a guy in a suit without a torso, arms, or legs to somehow mow my 2-dimensional green rectangle of a...what is it?...oh yeah, lawn.
Yay, I'm so happy I took the average down to 1.65. That's more than it deserves. He doesn't even bother to have good penmanship.
Mar. 09, 2012
Nyan gummy? I won't allow it. *one splatter later* NYAN BISON WILL SMASH YOUR FACE WITH RAINBOWS!
Feb. 25, 2012
Kinda weird that he doesn't explode from IFT syndrome (I'ma Fat Turd).
Jan. 14, 2012
Okay, so you kick him day in and day out...and he lets you quit? lol
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