Hahaha, failing by tripping on that rock in the beginning is the funniest thing ever. Warrior woman gets captured, forced into slavery, and finally has enough. She breaks her chains, covers herself in blood, and begins to go on her warpath..... and then immediately trips and dies.
A part of me really wishes that I didn't complete Heart of Corruption 2. Now I'm at 3, and there is no way in hell I'm getting 200 energy anytime soon. Now I'm stuck with Katana shrieking at me to focus my forces every time I go to Ashrock...
I find it pretty funny when you only thumbs up the guy with the mustache and yourself. You just stand there all stoically with your snappy hat while mustache guy rocks out in the corner.
Well, I may not like some things, such as the constant need for pramins and the rarities of certain items, but I truly appreciate the free things they occasionally give us. Those costumes were pretty neat.
At the end, I had collected 50,000 when I noticed that there were two of my character, and one was riding a dragon and throwing firecrackers at me. I thought it was going to be some metaphor where it turned out you were your biggest foe all along. Then the run ended and I found out the game just jumped the gun on switching places with Jane.
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