I actually think not many people might know about the reference to the hillarious Hitchickers Guide to the galaxy... pretty neat and awesome, kudos for that!
dude! the setting and argument for a game come first! you can't go adjusting a plot to the game mechanics...you'll end up with a nuclear barf being the culprit for the world's end that way! Plot comes first, mechanics can be adjusted to it.
first of all: the windows aren't glitched, you have to jump ON them to break them (there's ought to be something difficult here) and...no, they don't follow any pattern. The game's really good, and as a wanna-be developer..doing this in 5 days is a HUGE accomplishment (specially the pixel art on it)
god...I beat the game...I got a few other badges in other games... but none of them have been added to my profile...don't know what's going on. Great game BTW!
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