Lord_of_Dance's Comments

Desperately needs a speed up button.

There are guns, right there. I can see them. I can walk on top of them. But I can't pick them up. What...a...tease. Also, those health potion sure would be a lot more useful if I could use them in combat.

Now I barely move and the controls are inverted

Got experience a bug where my character is running around at top speed randomly throughout the screen.

Where do I see my total gold? It's frustrating not being able to tell how much money I have.

I have been playing this game for a while now and I would like to know what titanium looks like because I can't find it anywhere on any planet. My next upgrades require it and I have no idea what to look for.

So I'm really confused. When I have one of my guys in the back row, he cannot melee but the enemies can melee him? What the hell's the point in sending him in the back then?

Such good game but 80% accuracy apparently means 2% chance to hit since I'VE MISSED 5 TIMES IN A GOD DAMNED ROW

"Fear is the mind killer" You just quoted my favorite book. I may just have to purchase the extra content for that alone.

This is a gemstone for tower defense games. I'm not a terrific player but after I beat everything on easy, I wanted more. I wanted more because this game was so good that I didn't want the buzz to wear off.

Omg this is a remake of Sim Tower! nostalgia win!

First time I play: Warrior - The second I started I got surrounded by 4 bandits and lost the game in the first 5 minutes of playing. Second time playing: Theif - I die a good death but lack of healing potions or the spell becomes my ultimate enemy Third time playing: Wizard - Got the heal spell right away, 2 fireballs, the 5th spell slot wouldn't equip anything, and the 4th slot put the icon of the spell in the middle of the screen. I beat the game in 20 minutes.

As an English major I have to say, amazing concept for this game and I think you should add more puns into the story. I'm extremely excited for this game. Well done

I'm sure this comment will get a ton of thumbs down but this is one of the select games on this website that won't respond at all to my keyboard. Why?

This is the first flash game I could ever take to a personal level. Long story short, I killed the dwarves from the beginning of the game and that meant something to me. 5/5

game stopped responding after clicking upgrades.

Holy shit this was disturbing. I don't particularly like point and click games but dear GOD was this a creepy one! 5/5

After reading some these comments I've become confused on the ones complaining about it being too hard. How? Once you get the tactical shotgun just crouch a little bit away from the edge (preferably down hill), shoot the vehicles that spawn in front of you (since they don't spawn behind you for some reason) and occasionally shoot in the opposite direction to take care of melee units. Easy ass game

1.) pause isn't working 2.) character slows down on the right end of the screen 3.) Rockets vanish without hitting anything half the time 4.) Box heal doesn't noticeably heal 5.) Alarm is pointless 6.) Pretty much all of the guns are worthless so why even have the individual upgrades 7.) No effort in killing once shotgun is purchased 8.) No consequences of death 9.) Extremely repetitive gameplay 10.) Game created quite a while ago and still no fixes This game has too many problems for me to give it a high rating. It does have an addicting quality to it but its simply not good enough.

needs a smoother combat system.