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Into Space 2

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Oct. 17, 2012

Rating: -3

anyone else thought the barbarian guy in the very beginning before the game starts was fapping?

The Book of Living Magic

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Jan. 23, 2012

Rating: 19

Why...is this developer so...under-rated? its almost tragic. He makes such beautiful games and they go...unnoticed because people don't want to read...

The Infinite Ocean

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Jan. 23, 2012

Rating: 3

Simply beautiful and complex game....no...piece of art...it hits...incredibly deep with an almost "sacred" air to it...god...this was an intense hour of my life...

Elona Shooter

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Dec. 10, 2011

Rating: 7

These chickens just took two shots to the face... ._. who's f***ing chickens are these?...supermans?...Chuck Norris's?...idk...

Moby Dick 2

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Dec. 10, 2011

Rating: 6

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Lab of the Dead

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Nov. 13, 2011

Rating: 6

lady bit the head off of a teddy bear while she was missing her lower jaw.....thats not scary....thats ****ing TALENT

Lab of the Dead

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Nov. 13, 2011

Rating: 3

am i the only one that thought it was adorable when the zombie stuck the fork into its hand and just stared at it?....or maybe its just the thought of some guy in his heart underwear mutilating himself with silverwear...I must analyze further!

Typing Ninja Hunter

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Jul. 26, 2011

Rating: 3

there was a ninja called mayhem...and i couldnt' help thinking of the progressive commercials..."switch to progressive or i'll plant a ninja star right in your stupid face"

The Black Forest: Episode 1

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Jul. 21, 2011

Rating: 6

Someone....really needs to post a link for this music...cause...oh god i love it soo much...

Dibbles: For The Greater Good

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Jun. 16, 2011

Rating: 14

THE KING WANTS PANCAKES. TIME TO OFF MYSELF.

Moby Dick - The Video Game

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May. 14, 2011

Rating: 8

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Areas

Play Areas

May. 03, 2011

Rating: 4

for those of you that like the music...it's called "opera of the frogs"...you can find it on youtube ;) awesome game, super addicting, i just wish it were easier to beat the later levels...

The Black Forest: Episode 1

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Mar. 31, 2011

Rating: 10

AJFGHOGOSIH.......oh....so sorry...i just had a orgasm due to this amazing music+game combo....Love it...oh god i need this song soo bad ;p

Light Cut

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Mar. 26, 2011

Rating: 4

Not gonna lie...i was expecting the unicorn to stand up and sodomize me with it's horn after it was better...then have to fix it with some marshmellows and a wand...*shrug* ah well....i can dream...

Arkandian Crusade

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Mar. 25, 2011

Rating: -4

Mute button. 'nuff said.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller)

Play Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller)

Nov. 27, 2010

Rating: 2

:D i find the pixel gore to be quite adorable...even if it does involve some chick cheating on me with a dog!....pixelated beastality+blood=5/5

Tower of Greed

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Nov. 27, 2010

Rating: 8

._. This game will make you hit your children. You will not stop playing this game, i assure you...eh...it's perfect blend of "oh shit, i almost had it!!" and "^&%# YOU BLUE GUYS" will entice you back for more for weeks on end...

Crush The Castle 2

Play Crush The Castle 2

Nov. 26, 2010

Rating: 4

Enemy: "okay, we surrender!" You: "**** YOU, SEND IN MORE BOMBS!!!"

Knightfall

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Nov. 25, 2010

Rating: 21

-.-' how the hell can anyone think this is anything less than a brilliant game? It's soo original and brilliantly made! Is it because with this game, you actually have to use your head? and not just to bash into a rock? god...DO NOT BLAME THIS GAME FOR YOUR LACK OF BRAIN POWER. 5/5 GAME and you can go die if you don't agree...

Moby Dick - The Video Game

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Oct. 24, 2010

Rating: 4

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