,,That crowbar is too high, i would need a ladder to get it,,
Oh, okay. Let me just set off some fireworks to scare this pizza store owner into thinking its the apocalypse so he closes his door so fast the crowbar falls off the building. Off course!!
Ok i found this Record. I think i know where it goes.
*plays the record*
Oh god is that awful music gonna follow me through the rest of the game now..... Fudge.
.... The music stopped..... NOPE
*enters anyway* HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
*some time later* Oh finally i fund the guy that suicided. Oh a letter!
*reads letter* Wow this is pretty depresing... I should be going now.....
OMG!!! WTF IS..... OMG STUPID CROWS Y U DO DIS!
Oh god that is so disurbing......
Dont bother training up 3 ducks for the races,its extremly pointless and time consuming
Just train one duck,and use it for all 3 races.
It has a 0% chance of actuly changing the outcome
For anyone going for Epic difficulty.
I have finnaly beaten this game on Epic difficulty,and DANG was it hard.
Dont even get me started on the bosses.
If you just want the badges for beating a boss on epic difficulty,i recommend switching difficulty to easy,grind on regualr enemies,switch it back on epic,and then you SHOULD be ready to fight the boss.
*kills zombie in store,takes Jeremy's glasses,but doesent give it to him*
Haha lets see you survive the zombie apocalypse without your precious glasses.
Jeremy: T_T
Arguing with Arbiter,with the help of all the other philosophers,you are so tense and so close to leaving.,,Your face is ugly,,.*Gtes trapped in the afterlife forever* Tottaly worth it
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