M4DNU5

If you fall down seven times, stand up eight. Unless you break your legs the seventh time you fall, then you ain’t standing for S**T!
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I’m the kinda guy who makes (in other words, steals them off the interweb) lame jokes and then laughs at them hysterically. If you wanna hear one of the thousands of lame jokes I have, then let me know. I like to be social and I’m always up for a chat (although 99% of the time it might turn into a heated debate). I sometimes get ignored but, you know what they say? No? Ahhhh, I was kinda hoping you did… AWKWARD! I’m also that guy who says sane things in an insane conversation and vice versa (I’m kinda late to the party). Errrrmm, what else can I say? No really, what else can I say? (I’ve used that joke once before, I think I might of killed it by using it again). If you’re still reading this then it means two things; 1) You’re a stalker, which tbh makes me feel slightly special because you’re showing an interest in me, so keep on stalking! Or 2) I actually kept you entertained and made you want to read right till the very end, which I’m extremely proud about! So there you have it, there’s my bio which really tells you nothing about me apart from the fact that I am a total DOUCHE!
P.S. If you’ve spotted any typo’s, then please do hesitate to let me know, thank you! :)
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‘Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.’ – Albert Einstein
“If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologise.”- Muhammad Ali
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.”- Muhammad Ali