I'd like to propose one correction. According to the infinite monkey theorem, if infinite monkeys bashed away at infinite keyboards, one of them would IMMEDIATELY tap out the code to this game. (or more precisely, on its first attempt). If ONE monkey was given an infinite amount of time, it would EVENTUALLY tap out the code to this game.
I just finished story mode in 9 days. I'd like to see if it's even possible to do better than that. By the way, Bonus room bonuses we're maxed out, but no Rob or other crazy things.