Mac1991's Comments

Tip: "Crew Luck" actually just decreases the amount of crew needed for missions. Figured I'd clear that up for anyone who's wondering what it does.

"The Queen has dropped out of college. And did you hear? Your aunt has died. It makes me sick." The random generation of nouns and scenarios is the only sort of variance in this game. It's really grindy, and not in the good way where you get rewarded for your grinding. It's grindy in the bad way where you don't even get any sort of satisfaction for it.

Pluto! My old friend! I spare you. You'll always be a planet to me, and as of the end of this game, you're the ONLY one left. Take that, astronomers.

You really, REALLY need to SPECIFY what special items do. I used Ragnarok because I thought it would be a weapon to HELP me. Instead, it freaking destroyed me in about half a second. -1 star for that, and -1 star for the atrocious spelling and grammar. 3/5.

Is it just me does the rain make it MUCH harder to blow smoke rings? I can't tell if it's that or if it's the fact that I took a break when I hit the rain levels and lost the timing. But I'm absolutely struggling now because I can't blow a single ring.

I really dislike the "Guess which" missions. They mess with your statistics (shots/kills/accuracy). The one that annoyed me most was the weightlifting one. It clearly said "The guy looks average, but he's strong" so I chose the one that looked normal, not buff. It was wrong. Very counter-intuitive.

I accidently got turtle shells on an infinite loop on a trampoline... under other circumstances, this would be a great thing. But I can't continue the game because of the combo cooldown :(.

Definitely not as fun or rewarding as the first game.. I was able to beat the entire thing, easily, with nothing more than a KH-90. Pewpewpew was funny, but aside from that this doesn't hold a candle to the first.

I don't understand why anyone would want to play a game based on idle'ing. Video games themselves are recreation. Fun-something you do to waste time and generally be lazy. So if you play an idle game, you're being lazy while you're being lazy..?

The "Climbing speed training" is really buggy. Sometimes, even if I spam the up button right in front of the ladder, the duck STILL won't climb! Fix it, please. Make the duck automatically climb without having to press the up button, or something. It just needs to be fixed.

Incredible game. Short. Just the right amount of skill needed, and just the right amount of thought needed. Not to mention, I loves me a reference to Greek mythology.

It's an alright game, but honestly too easy. You can get the cannon by like level 7 and everything after that is pie.

If you've played the actual Portal 1 or 2 recently, the controls are so off, it's confusing. (which is my case). If you put in something that would allow us to change the controls as we see fit, that would be amazing.

It would be nice if this game was like Stick War, where you could take control of one certain character and fight as them, with increased strength. Those who have played Stick War know what I'm talking about.

Lilypads... RAAAAGE! Most annoying part of the game. But the game on the whole was fun, so I forgive.

There's no health bar and no place that shows your money. Weapons have too few shots and take too long to reload, and it gets too hard later on, when there's 15 of the walking zombies attacking the truck at once, while 5 flying zombies attack at the same time. 2.5/5

WOOHOO!!! I freakin' WON! That is all.

This game is not accurate enough. Pussy Beaver would be dead after one gunshot. Hell, (s)he'd be dead after two or three water bottles.

This is exactly the same concept as Tiny Wings... which really is only fun for about one level. Then you never want to touch it again.

We can't even go to space! Developers... I am disappoint.