MachuPOY

Hai dere, I’m odd. It’s Matthew Alpajaro here (Matt for short) . . . I’m from the Philippines and I like hanging out with friends and playing video games. I love basketball too . . . I LOVE anime and manga especially Naruto, KHR, and DB . …|..__________________..
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-COPY AND PASTE NOW, WE NEED TO KILL THE BUNNY.

Now for a little joke :).

Before marriage…

GIRL: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
BOY: Do you want me to leave?
GIRL: No! Don’t even think about it!
BOY: Do you love me?
GIRL: Of course! Over and over!
BOY: Have you ever cheated on me?
GIRL: No! Why are you even asking?
BOY: Will you kiss me?
GIRL: Every chance I get!
BOY: Will you hit me?
GIRL: Are you crazy? I’m not that kind of person!
BOY: Can I trust you?
GIRL: Yes.
BOY: Baby!

After marriage (simply read from bottom to top)…

Lawl.

Baibai . SAY BYE TO MY ASS. (Or buttox, which ever your prefer. :33)

OOOOOOH! And ermmm if you mess with me I shall kill you brutally but first torture you. :DD OOOH and after you dead, I shoot you with pistol abooveeeee! x33

BAIBAI AGAIINNNNNNNNN.

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(=^.^=) (< , <) Oh noes, der bunny
(‘’)___(’’) ish here. AHHHHHH.