How to beat the game: Award 1: Thinking (and shitting) outside the box. To get: Play, and type in: open door. Then, pull off pants. Then, sit on toilet. Then, shit. Award 2: Mr. Efficient: Pull off pants, then shit. Award 3: Shitting 101: Shit. Award 4: So Close and yet so far...: Type: pull door. Then, Sit on toilet. Then, shit. Award 5: Sep-poo-ku: Type: Suicide. Award 6: Holding off the enevitable: Type: Fart lightly, take pills, and then wait for time to expire. Award 7: The enevitable: You get it automatically with award number 6. Award 8: Shitting at the starting gun: Type shit in the space wherer you type play. Award 9: Slow Typer: Just wait untill time expires. Award 10: Final Award: You are the shit king!: Collect all other awards. Keep this comment alive!
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