Mad_Mags

Just out of jail, where I earned several degrees in nuclear and quantum physics, I have started up a business engraving Shakespeare’s monologues onto acorns. In my spare time I move clouds, and collect horse hair and sealing wax. I have a pet kangaroo and a tame log that live with me. I’m head of a group that is in the final planning stage to move the Rockies from Canada & the US, to Holland, as the Dutch denizens deserve a place to climb, ski and snowboard. One day I hope to fulfill my dream of amassing the world’s largest collection of monochromatic photographs of potato eyes, shot under water.