Monsters - "you're fighting pissed off explosive phantom orc" in reality a creeper
"you're fighting Happy giant five-headed demon" it was happy then i killed it.
"you're fighting Necromancer skeleton" wait what.
"you're fighting Dragon riding a ten-headed gnoll" how is that even possible and why?
"you're fighting Small clay gear tin soldier" wait is it made of clay or tin?
"You're fighting
items - "Note dont feed the harpies" why would you feed harpies
Just a few of the many things i lol'ed over in the tower
oh yea fighting pink juggernaught
I found the glasses teleport and the dinosouar teleport. This game is so funny like ''OK, No time to explain, i am you from the future, Wait a sec?? OH SHIT, ARGHHH!!!!
armor and weapons there look good on your hero:
Moneyblade(award) and Fire armor(rare).
Icy Doom(Rare) and the Icy armor(reward for getting Icy doom)
Vampire Battleaxe(shop) and Dark Angel(shop is an armor)
Clockwork Blade(Rare) and Clockwork Armor(shop)
Maybe I should move "Jump" to the top of the instructions list!