I love the way the character walks he just walks like "you see dis walk? you see dis. dis is da walk of a person that does not use thier joints. but prefers to walk like a robot #ballerstatus"
I Honestly think the first earn to die is better thant he rest. I like the way the course was set up and how you can upgrade fairley quickly and the upgrades actually affect the preformance of the car! I feel like the other earn to die's just dont have the amazing playinf experience i felt with this one
just beacuase my hat is fabulous doesnt mean that bastard wooly had to come and be a hater and take it. i know im fabulous for an elephant but geez! i could have given you my autograph if you wanted a keepsake. but now its on biatch
im trying to cut a vampires head off, OH NO HE DIED. YOU WANT ME TO KILL HIM ANYWAY WHY DOES IT MATTER WERE JUST GONNA SHOVE HIM IN A TRASH BAG ANYWAYS
a gummy bear was holding a ballon made of another gummy bear, "hey Jim i like your person ballon "oh thanks you see it was a messy process and is scientifically for this to be possible but thanks!"
soo... in the beginning did anyone else notice that. that girl wasnt wearing pants like did she just get in her car like "OMG im gonna go to the supermarket but.. im not gonna wear pants tehe"
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