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Aug. 18, 2017
I just got the impossible achievement! I tried to get it before, but I accidentally pressed "new game" with 827 coins, which my teenage brain couldn't handle. Years later, at 20, I returned to beat this game and I did within a week. I think I have cracked the code to these kind of "rage games". In order to keep your cool and mantain your mental equilibrium you need to be dead on the inside. It sounds grim, but it worked for me. The game itself was really enjoyable and challenging, but the difficulty spike is kind of nuts. Still, I rate this 5/5!
Aug. 18, 2016
I just came back to this game after some months of absence, and my save file is lost. I was well on my way, with 824 coins in my purse. Please excuse me for a moment, I'm just going to roll up in a fetal position and cry my last tears out, which, at this point, are nothing but blood and sand. But seriously though, this is a great game. I had a lot of fun pulling my hair out when I lost and praising every fathomable divinity when I won. 10/10 Will probably try again when I've rehabilitated myself.
Oct. 31, 2015
This game will make you nihilistic and hate life. My opinion doesn't matter, as well as no one else's either, but it's a good game that masters its job well. Warning: You may cry yourself to sleep the following night. 5/5
Jun. 21, 2013
I loved this game! Great music. Great story. It easily nets in an 5/5 from me! Good work!
Mar. 10, 2012
@AssassinMaster the light on their heads are green, instead of the usual red ones
Mar. 01, 2012
"You are a long dragon who likes to strip coke junkies" 0_0 ......wut
Oct. 20, 2011
I am W.T. Jack the marked man-bear-pig destined to turn lead into bart simpson O_O
Sep. 19, 2011
Probably THE best tower defense game on kongregate. The only thing that I miss is badges 5/5 :)
Sep. 07, 2011
You are a Toe-sucking Mac-computer Who likes to pinch geese
Needs badges
I am Lazy McDonald the Bloodthirsty Warrior destined to Subdue all Two bears at once I'm satisfied by this ;D
Sep. 02, 2011
Iยดm a macrophilic manwhore who likes to feed Bill Cosby. Rich! xD
Okay, this one is sick. Iยดm a maligant porn star who likes to fling kangaroos!
Iยดm a robust clown who likes to steal britney spears -.-;
Aug. 25, 2011
I love this game! Itยดs fun, itยดs addictive, it has wonderful music and collors! Itยดs clearly the best tower defense game I`ve ever played! If I could, I would give this game Infinite/5, but it looks like itยดs have to be a 5/5, of course! Props to you for making such a magnificent game! :D
A brilliant game! I only miss more waves and of course some crazy ass ones 6/5 :)
Aug. 14, 2011
+ if you want badges
Jul. 23, 2011
This game contains awesomeness
Jun. 02, 2011
Oh, that was so close! I managed to infect Madagascar but Cuba and Argentina shut down their shipyards and airports. Thanks to them the days went over 100 and i had to say good bye to the impossible badge. Well, i suppose they are called impossible with good reasons. Anywas this game is fantastic and it is entertaining to play. An obviously 5/5 :D
May. 20, 2010
why is it a limit on the gold?!?!? And you must have 50 cards! Max gold: 5343 R-A-N-D-O-M
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