*gets ragnorak*
"hmm... this is interesting. A sword named Ragnorak must be incredibly useful. I will save for a time of stress."
(later, when health is low and enemies swarm)
*uses ragnorak* "GO RAGNORAK!!!....OMYGODWHATISTHIS?!!?!?!?!?!AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"
some turtles glitched and got stuck so i started getting 2,000 combo hits/sec. i got 20,000,000 dollars so i maxed out one tutle valve. there are now PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNTS OF TURTLES.
2 things:
first, i like how this game gives me a reassuring "outstanding!" even when i fail
second, i enjoy how i can blow someones legs off and then kill people with them.
good show, sir.