Mainerd's Comments

So apparently the snake can absorb food with its tail?

So the sign and the building are both a thousand feet tall?

Sooo yeah, I just killed a dude with my butt.

Throughout my childhood, I was haunted by that yeti. Now, I've had to relive that trauma all over again. :(

If you have enough money to keep rebuilding your blown-up rockets, you'd think you'd be able to spare a few thousand for upgrades. :0

Gets high combo, loses grey ball.

Crazy old blue guy's got some pretty powerful snot.

What kind of person sees someone fleeing the law, smashing into people, being shot at by gangsters and thinks, "Sure, I want to hitch a ride with THIS guy"?

Pretty sure that cat's a health code violation....

Yeah, fruits don't need water anyway, right?

"Something is surely amiss! The neighborhood is being flooded by creeps!" said the guy in his underwear stalking people around town.

Okay so it's doing this weird thing where it zooms in and I can't press levers. It's really weird. Is there any way to fix this? (I mean, other than that, this is a great game. I haven't had this much fun with a free to play flash game for a long time)

Grabs hundreds of thousands of dollars, still won't leave without his wallet.

When I found out that the demons chase after and eat the kids, the first thing I did was strategize to use the kids as bait. I'd feel bad for them, but it's their own fault for being out in the middle of a demon war. I mean. They should know better.