Wait, so Roy has to completely abandon his deliveries in favor of the shop? Those poor people who call in... Sorry, you'll have to wait until Papa Louie comes back to take over, which may take several months of waiting.
I'm pretty sure I was the only person to purposely design my character's eyes, when she opened for the day and smiles, she looks like she's plotting something evil.
Excuse me, I have to go and get a sundae on the blender. *comes back*, Here, Edna, this one's yours. Now, what can I get you Tony? Not like I don't already know, you always order the same thing every time you come in here..... Kay, be ready in a sec. *He tastes it* HOW THE HECK CAN YOU TELL I SPILLED SOME WHIPPED CREAM ON THE COUNTER? ARE YOU A PSYCHIC OR SOMETHING? CAUSE, SERIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST MAKE YOUR OWN IF YOU KNEW I'D SCREW YOURS UP SO TERRIBLY? OH, NO, I SPILLED SOME WHIPPED CREAM ON THE COUNTER, NOW IT'S GOING TO TASTE DIFFERENT! Can I help whoever's next, please?
President of Madagascar: People of Madagascar, to prevent infection from this terrible pandemic, we are closing all contact. All shipyards, borders, and airports are to be closed at all costs.
Random Citizen: But sir, we don't have any airports for one thing. And besides, no one really comes here much. (I do not mean anything I say to all of you people who think I mean offense. This is just a joke.) So there is no purpose to close the borders or the airports. And if that isn't reason enough, all of the other countries' borders have been closed. We are completely safe.
PM: I see your point. All demands are to be taken away and off the record. It's not as though one of US is planning this whole pandemic, that would be stupid.
Random Citizen (When everyone is gone):..... Muahahahahaha! Little did that fool know, I started this entire pandemic! Madagascar was always the hardest place to hit, so now, they will be the first to die, and the rest of the world along with them!
First, you sell all of your symptoms. Then, you slowly buy the resistances. I recommend starting with waterbourne and wait until Madagascar is infected. Then get the rest of the resistances. Then you wait a few minutes. Next you get the symptoms. Go from least lethal to most lethal. You'll have killed off the world in no time.
There really should be a sequel to this. Maybe what the girl did to get ready for it? And what she experienced on the date? It'd be kinda cool to get some more backstory on her, whoever she was.
I have a question. If Clarence is obese, middle aged, and unathletic, as Cowpies said, and he can jump off of tall buildings and not die, and eats the still-beating hearts of his family and loved ones, how does the girl not know this? I mean, if he does get the girl. Wouldn't she see him eating his parents' hearts at the family reunions? Or murdering their dog or cat or bird or whatever? And how can someone as 'beautiful' as she is be able to get past the fact that he collects (and later consumes) slugs? Not that beautiful people aren't smart or nice or anything, but I see slug-eating as a big turn-off. Even to desperate people. Not that the girl is desperate. And, I am not complaining just stating, one time when I played this, my girl was a frumpy stripper named Candy. HOW?????
Every time I name my disease 'Death' so I can imagine a conversation like this:
Newscast person: We have just discovered a new disease only known as, Death.
People watching: AHHHHH CALL THE PRESIDENT, TELL HIM TO- (disease hits and he is infected)
fvuhisdfuhinvdfsuinhhn..............
I'll have a large chocolate and NB piece blast ( medium mix ), chocolate cream, chocolate chips, and a cookie in the middle top. * waits a few min. * NO this is WRONG! I asked for a large chocolate and NB piece blast ( medium mix ), chocolate cream, chocolate chips,and a cookie in the middle top. YOU gave me a large NB piece blast with all those toppings, but you spilled some on the counter and mixed it 1 second too long!
Hey, Rico watcha want? ...... 3 pancakes, 3 doses of chocolate chips and butter..... enjoy your heart attack! I'll send ya some more in the hospital and finish the job!
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