Martijnhoekstra's Comments

Dec. 02, 2014

Rating: 7

For people struggling to find out how to defeat the Grinning Colossus (last boss), you have to burn the rope.

Aug. 04, 2014

Rating: 1

Excellent, just excellent. Why do I only now discover this game?

Jul. 19, 2014

Rating: -1

I don't really get the angels thing. If every angel gives me 6% more profit (un-angel upgrades) why would I want to spend 10.000 of them for 300% more profit? 100 angles would give me more than that. Where am I going wrong?

Jun. 27, 2014

Rating: 1

The memory leaks, they burn!

Jun. 10, 2014

Rating: 151

That rug in the Chinese store really ties the room together.

May. 09, 2014

Rating: 1

Played the first version 3/5. The new version is definitely an improvement, up to 4/5.

May. 04, 2014

Rating: 3

Tesla, is that you?

May. 03, 2014

Rating: -2

A straight up bullet hell. Nothing great about it, but solid. When getting realy big, there is little avoiding bullets anymore. It just becomes crush the rocks and try to avoid the exploding pits as good as you can, and drop the bomb (read: heal) as often as possible. 3/5

Apr. 14, 2014

Rating: 1

seriously Nintendo hard. 5/5

Apr. 10, 2014

Rating: 2

I almost immediately wanted to give 5 stars for start muted. I'm going to play it a little first, but consider at least one bonus star earned already.

Mar. 23, 2014

Rating: 3

what did those dodos do to you that makes you want to shoot them so much?

Feb. 16, 2014

Rating: 0

Berzerkball 2 is still crashing on iPad (years after the the promise of a fix "soon")

Feb. 09, 2014

Rating: 1

I liked the first one, I like the second one. The gameplay is great. The emo poetry can go as far as I'm concerned. Still 4/5

Jan. 06, 2014

Rating: 6

now shooting homing missiles, that's mighty impressive lad, but you see, I already have a squad full of aces that can shoot three bullets in succession. Some of 'em have over half health even. I think you understand what I'm saying. Run along now sport.

Dec. 31, 2013

Rating: 3

I rule at this game. I'm really good at holding down the left mouse button

Dec. 29, 2013

Rating: 1

o sheesh y'all, was just a dream

Dec. 27, 2013

Rating: 3

First impression on seeing the final boss: "These boss fights are *way* too simple". Second impression on seeing the final boss: "I stand corrected"

Dec. 10, 2013

Rating: -4

I found the flowerpot. Not the wale that goes with it. I bet it'd be jealous of my drill.

Nov. 17, 2013

Rating: 2

<3 NCIS humor

Oct. 14, 2013

Rating: 8

I should ask Annie. I probably should. But who is Annie?