*Rescues A Solider From A Cage. "Solider,Would You Mind Joining Us 13 People To Kill The Enemy Solider"? "No,You Can Only Have 13 People I'm Going To Run Into Enemy Territory With No Weapons Or Armor". *Facepalm
*Kills 16 Elfs. Only 4 Survived,Next Day There Is 20 Elfs. Me:Wtf,Either The Elfs Have Cloning Machine,Or Their Very "Naughty" If You Know What I Mean. ^^
Dear Diary,Today Was The Zombie Outbreak So I Found Myself A Partner. She Claimed To Be A Pro Survivor But Then She Ran Into A Horde Of Zombies And Died. Tip #1:Run Into Hordes Of Zombies