How about that continuing to go in a direction when I stop pressing the arrow button bug? Best feature in any game ever. It's like it knows I want the elephant to die before I know I want the elephant to die.
I especially like the part where I press the correct arrow keys and the bosses kill me anyway. It's my favorite. You might even say I have a fetish for it.
Strangely I did the best in Blind mode. Also, how the Christ do you disobey the coffee break? You'd think that jumping around would do it but it didn't.