MasterMiller's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Crush The Castle 2

Sep. 09, 2010

6

Why are all the enemies made of iron? I dropped an entire stone STAIRCASE on a queen, and she was perfectly fine.

Great Game 1/5

May. 12, 2010

3

So you're trying to make a point about people who rate games poorly and comment that they were bad, yet your game is giving examples that are would all be terrible games in their own right, that rightfully should be rated low. Games like this shouldn't be given some sort of a pass. This is the worst "point game" I've ever seen, actively working against the point it's trying to make. Rather than satire it just goes "Hey, look how stupid those commenters are!", while at the same time presenting games that are absolutly awful and deserve to be panned. Unfortunatly, I know this comment is just feeding the creators irony-fueled ego.

My Pet Protector

Dec. 02, 2009

0

Why does Magic cost MP when it doesn't do anything better than weapons? Why isn't their items to raise my magic damage instead of weapon damage? What do the elemental symbols mean on a weapon? What element is my magic? What element is my opponents magic? Why should I worry about sin, temprement, humilty, refinement, and all those other things? Why doesn't the game tell you anything? And lastly, why did the game say that my apprentice with three maxed combat stats, full magic repute, and around 80 fame, was destined to be COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN???? Excellent concept, terrible design, abysmal balance, unexplained gameplay. Need to try harder.

My Pet Protector

Dec. 02, 2009

0

My God. 100 Magic Attack and Defense. 100 Combat Defense. 6 Combat Attack. My weapon attack does MORE DAMAGE THAN MY MAGIC! I could still kill every enemy in the game. Other than the 500 HP skeletons that popped up in the final dungeon. They were impossible for me to kill with my magic, as the game never gave me a Wisdom bonus, sticking my MP at 11. I ran out of MP and could only then miss with my weapon. I hit once. It did more damage than the magic, of course. I had all the legendary item things from all dungeons except the last. I kept running into those stupid skeletons. I'm sure if I had trained in weapons I would have been doing 50 damage a round without needing to worry if my MP is low. I apologize to the game for not choosing the right focus even though you never TOLD ME that magic didn't do anything.

Bible Fight

Mar. 07, 2009

0

Neat concept, lovely graphics. However, this thing is bugged beyond belief. For one, even if you block a special move, ANY special move, it doesn't matter. It does the same damage. I was wailing on my opponent for a long time, while all he did was use specials, all of which I blocked. I lost. Second, it seems that many of the special moves are impossible to perform, but that might be less of "buggy" and more of "timeing issues". Good game, but needs tweaking.

Ninja Rinseout

Jun. 19, 2008

0

Everytime I managed to stealth kill all the enemies on a screen, I made my nija do a little dance. When he wasn't bussy jumping off of an edge, he was a very jolly man.