King: KEEP YOUR BIRDS UNDER CONTROL!
Bird Keeper: What's wrong?
King: THE BIRDS ARE ESCAPING AND EATING MY CAKE!
Bird Keeper: I have them controlled AS BEST I CAN!
King: THEN YOU ARE FIRED!
Stacker: But I get bonus points and achievements for dropping cakes on those birds!
King: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID BONUS POINTS AND ACHIEVEMENTS!
Hey guys look at the facts. THIS IS NOT COPIED FROM THE FIRST. In case nobody bothered to consider, there were no cards in the first one! Just attacking! + this so everyone can see!
There are lessons to be learned from this game. 1: There is NEVER a wrong time to beat down a ragdoll with a giant hammer. 2: Ragdolls are people, too. 3: Torture can be fun. 4: Harpoon and laser guns have their uses.
Dudes, try making a cannon, putting a ragdoll in the cannon, then spawning another ragdoll in front of it, then fire the ragdoll at the other ragdoll. Its hilarious.