Matzii's Comments

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Valthirian Arc	Mar. 15, 2012 Rating: -3 Did anyone else name their academy Hogwarts?
Papa's Pizzeria	Mar. 01, 2012 Rating: 14 I look at this masterpiece and can't help but notice the lack of bacon.
Little Fist	Dec. 19, 2011 Rating: 1 I think this is an ok game. You can't do anything, but since it's dated 2003 I think it's fine. I use it to train both my hand and controlling them. WASD plus arrows.
destroy	Nov. 15, 2011 Rating: 2 It only have two levels, but those two were funny and made me think. Short, cute and funny. Inb4: Use your mouse to Destroy the green boxes.
Star Island	Sep. 19, 2011 Rating: 1 Y U NO IN ENGLISH????
Reincarnation: A Taste Of Evil	Sep. 18, 2011 Rating: 2 I almost felt bad when I dialed that poor guys number, and said that his house was on fire, and he responded as if he was about to cry..... Almost.
Dragon Boy	Jun. 20, 2011 Rating: 11 "You can't afford this." Bitch, I have a dragon. Are you sure you want to say that I can't afford it?
Clarence's Big Chance	May. 24, 2011 Rating: 3 I played this through, until I got all endings. It took me six hours. Then I played even further, until I'd gotten every tip and every coin there was, and in the end it took me about 7. Then I started all over to see if I could beat that record. 5/5 and faved.
PRIOR	Apr. 29, 2011 Rating: 4 Matzii has leaved a comment. This requires further study.
Portal Defenders	Mar. 04, 2011 Rating: 10 The cake is a lie! Woops, wrong game?..
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Feb. 25, 2011 Rating: -2 THE WHEEL OF AWESOME...
Guy of My Dreams	Feb. 22, 2011 Rating: -2 THERE IS SO MANY WIERD THINGS ABOUT THIS GAME!! Why, for an example, is "Horny" a bad thing? WHY is a "Nice guy" a good thing? And WHY is "Murderer" a bad thing?! >_> Answer me on THAT, mr. Nerdook!
Icy Gifts	Feb. 10, 2011 Rating: -4 When I was approx. halfway through I realized there was something named "upgrades".
3D Logic	Feb. 09, 2011 Rating: 4 Conclusion: If there's an easy path, you're not destined to take it.
Tasty Planet	Feb. 04, 2011 Rating: 0 The "in charge" guy (TING): "Okay, we have a large blob, which is white unless it eats something. Then it will temporarily become that color. Okay, who is the largest morons, have the most bullets and most men, mounties and cars?" The "have a little charge" guy (THALCG): "Squad 9, sir." TING: "Squad nine it is!" THALCG: "Uh, they're in the garage.." TING: "I will give them their orders at once!" (In the garage) TING: "So, have everyone understood? We'll have a bunch of police guys running around, a lot of mounties chasing the police men until the blob is too big to devour them, then they'll run away, and the police cars simply run everyone down they see. Got it?" "YES" Some little guy raising his hand slowly: "What if we want to get in the cars? Can we approach from the sides?" TING: "NO! You can't come in once you're out. Got it?" (everyone) ".." TING: "Good. Now, shoo!"
Torture Chamber III	Jan. 19, 2011 Rating: 1 I like how he's not chained when fleeing from bees o.o
Mutant Uprising	Jan. 14, 2011 Rating: 1 Atleast I got out of the library BEFORE they started fapping >.<
Whack Your Boss!	Jan. 02, 2011 Rating: 2 Omg, I was like, "Okay Matt you can do this.. Just wait for what happens when he's done talking.." But then he came to "only one flavour ice cream". Scissors is my favourite.
unicorn game - candy in the clouds	Dec. 27, 2010 Rating: 6 Wtf did I just play?! And.. Why've I never played it before?! o:
Paradox Embrace	Dec. 27, 2010 Rating: 114 So, uhh.. Scientist does not believe in keys or bridges?

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