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Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!
Feb. 20, 2015
Rating: 2
"What are these ninjas that everyone's talking about? Surely they're nothing to worry about." 5 minutes later: "Oh...."
Superfighters
Feb. 06, 2015
Rating: -15
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Rating: 673
Johnny looks at an Agent who just killed all 4 of his team mates (including me) with hand-to-hand combat. He picks up a rocket launcher and then proceeds to engage in hand-to-hand with the Agent and dies. You stay classy, Johnny.
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