Holy freaking chiznit in a pez dispenser...I nearly fell out of my chair when the thing popped out of the shower, and also when the hand came out of the darkness. -Nightmares.
3/5. I finished the game, but it was way too precise about jumps and how close you had to be to get the pixel. It was fun at first, then frustrating, then just..infuriating. Good game, but really difficult.
Me: Why don't you look at me when we make love? God: I love talking to people about that. Like Jesus, but older. Me: You love to talk about making love? God: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Me: Let's have sex. God: Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers. Me: SEX. God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: I love sex. God: Really I am not very interested in it. Me: D: Please..Let's have sex. God: it is more fun alone.
BAHAHAH.