Imagine the trauma of being one of the heroes and sending another version of yourself to fight for you and die, only to have them show up and do it all again countless times.
A few easter eggs (some spoilers)
While in the court, you can jump out of your box onto the stairs, then go onto the light, and finally jump on the judge to kill him. You'd have to be a really horrible person to do this though.
Alternatively, you can go all the way to the right after jumping out of your box in court to get an "on the run" ending. This is the shortest ending and very useful to get more attempts at the end quickly.
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