MelissaMay

About me?? First, you should know this, I am SLENDERMAN!!! :DDDD I have…brown hair (except my hair wants to be red >.>)..yes and I have a chin and some ears. Ok well…I’m me. That’s who I am! Oh so…Lana (dvhoof) is my sister :) and roild is my dad and is amazing. :P
11 facts about YOU (yes, not me) 1. You’re reading my comment 2. You’re realizing that’s a stupid fact 4. You didn’t notice I skipped three 5. You’re checking now 6. You’re smiling 7. You’re still reading my comment 9. You didn’t realize I skipped eight 10. You’re checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again :) 11. You’re enjoying this 12. You didn’t realize there’s  supposed to be eleven facts, not ten. (Since I took away 3 and 8)

OHHHH SOOO, I decided to put down some more facts, that cool?
Facts
1.You can’t stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2.All idiots after reading #1 will try it. 3.And discover #1 is a lie. 4.You are smiling now because you are an idiot… 6. You didn’t notice there was no #5 7. You are smiling again :)

Call me weird, crazy. It’s ok, I accept that I am. :)
If you honestly want to know more about me, then stop creeping on me on my profile and talk to me. I can be found in
Rip City (the chat room). I’m kidding, don’t talk to me. Sorry, sorry, kidding again. But seriously…
OH! Btw, food is amazing. Yeah. And blue is the best color ever, not red, in case you didn’t know. (SOOO, you’re wrong, roild) Oh, and Link is the best. :D
Read this all? Congrats. You must be bored…like me when I wrote this. c: