MelonGod's Comments

I just did a self imposed challenge where I only leveled up melee damage and only bought swords. This challenge was stupid but I feel slightly more accomplished now.

I feel pretty bad sending dozens of Shovelmen to their deaths while I wait for the preacher but damn if it doesn't feel awesome surviving on a sliver of health and winning in one gigantic push.

This damn chest has eaten like 50 people without my permission why am I not arresting him

Waited 100 years for the bank to wear away before realising I can cross ice

Was not expecting "I am sorry" to be sufficient confirmation that I'm leaving. Feels bad.

My first playthrough of this I got the Governor. Maybe I am a monster.