Merlinnair's Comments

I've tried in the latest versions of Firefox and Chrome, with Adblock off, but for some reason, I can't click on any of the buttons in the main screen. They'll de-press, but the game doesn't start...

Dear Readers: I am the prouder owner of a turtle farm that has been a family business for generations. We supply places such as the Mississippi River, the Amazon River, and PetCo with healthy, strong, and happy turtles. One of the secrets to our success is their strict and balanced diet, with contains one giant blueberry muffin per meal. These special blueberry muffins come from mysterious portals that have been part of our turtle farm for generations, but they are rapidly declining in number as of late. Please help save the turtles from our farm so we can keep producing quality turtles by sending us blue portals! We have many amusing yet useless orange portals lying around, as oranges are not part of their diet, and would be more than happy to reciprocate your kindness by giving you one of our orange portals. Many thanks!

Wait, what do you mean there's only alien motherships left!?!? At least let me eat Pluto!! Wait...you mean it was that slightly larger asteroid?

Hmmm.....I'd like to be able to see and test out some of the other weapons that I didn't get to...so how about a levels/days page after beating the game or something, so I can go back and shoot more aliens?

Last man standing, Mr. Scientist. What are you going to do now? Eh?

How did that creepy doctor get THOSE girls to work for him?

What?

Beautiful game, beautiful music, but somewhat hard to get the money...

Not bad for your second time, I recommend levels, and possibly gun/cannon upgrades. Maybe a shop section for those, bought with either collectible coins or with points you get from shooting. Also, a mute button would be nice.

Basically a shorter version of Big Red Button, but still, love the witty remarks! (And the Impossible Game reference.)

Rather short, and really easy if you just keep your mouse under that general area. I recommend levels, and having the harder ones be wider and/or using a smaller pizza. If there's some way to easily navigate the pizza, you could also have required ingredients/items to pick up, and ones that you shouldn't.

when does this game end!?!?

boring

Geez. I'm glad the elephant can't duck.