MetroidDude's Comments

HELL YES. GOT THAT DAMN BADGE. STICK IT TO THE LASER SENTRY!

99% hit! GOD DAMMIT-

Note to self: Check schematics for the building to see if there are any ASS-CHOMPING LASER SENTRIES I might need to watch out for. Or maybe those SPIKES. Wait, why would any of those things be on a girder?

Dear GOD, Getting gangbanged by twenty aliens isn't fun.

Lol, no one has noticed that if you touch the laser, then go back down it doesn't move, and they'res a troll face? RATE UP IF YOU KNOW/ TRY IT!

@ Firoey It's an experiment, and it's supposed to represent loneliness.

Those sheep must be worth a lot for all these things to want them dead.

I'm gonna see those eyes every time I close my eyes. PLEASE MAKE A SEQUEL.

OH MY GOD I NEED THOSE TITS!

Is it just me, or is that newsgirl starting to slowly lose buttons?

I don't get my character's problem. Seriously. Zombies everywhere, the wife is locked up in a cage. A damn CAGE. That should be a sure sign something is wrong. But no, he loves his wife, even though she cheated on me with Mike. He unlocks the cage, and kills military personnel to get to a dock. Which then he dies on the boat because she's a zombie.

God, what has this guy been smoking? The trees are swirly, there are killer birds and rabbits after him, not to mention the demon children that want to prevent him from fixing his car.

Kind of weird. A single person can asexually produce a whole population.

@zan Press ESC to pause, then try again. @Burger The G button won't work.

I can't give the heavy pipe to the repairman.

Battleaxe... Holy...

Those cows look a lot more dangerous than the spiders. You can't crush cows with your feet. CAUSTIC COW PIES, BEWAAAAAARE!

-wants song- :C

WHY COULDN'T I GO UP THE FIRST LIFT, AND JAMESON SEARCH THE FLOORS? :C

There are some "secret" node combinations to alter the map. Fun :D