MidniteFistfite's Comments

Humor and writing were extremely weak.

Putting badges on Idle Games should be illegal.

Oh lord, the feels came pouring down

There has never been a 'golden age' of free trade, except for the ruling class. Viva Socialism!

I like the satisfying RIGHTNESS of the Knuckle Cracker logo so much, I've refreshed the window a dozen times already.

Is it just me, or do you sometimes randomly keep running into the lasers even while frantically trying to go the opposite direction?

Seriously, though. Most of the sentences in this game don't even make sense.

The grammatical errors and general fail of the syntax in this game make it suck.

Found a bug: If you hit the finish line arch as you cross the finish line, your car will blow up and respawn past the line. You can keep driving for a short time until the car and environment graphics disappear and you can hear your car but see nothing. Meh.

@Psuedolonewolf -- Dude. I love your games, I mean LOVE THEM. But, man you have GOT to stop acting like a whiny noob in regards to the negative comments! THOSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED TROLLS AND THE NUMBER ONE RULE OF THE INTERWEBZ IS -----(get ready)-----DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! Keep up the good work, you are one bad son of a gun.

Have...been...fighting...boss 2...for...two...hours...

Finally...

So, after three hours of gameplay, I got too confident. On floor ninety eight, I just burst in and attacked the first mob I saw. It was too late to notice that I only had 9hp. All of my epic weapons and 9 Large heal pots were useless. Dang.

lol love this game 5/5

Yeah. this game wasn't even fun. I beat it in ten minutes on both settings...