"Welcome to Sunfall Isle, Commander. This once prosperous island has been ravaged by pirate raids in recent months. Now these raiders have sunk..." :D ".....Their teeth into the proud town of Hearthvale." :(
Excuse me while I use my helicopter that shoots rockets, can fly in enclosed spaces, pick up civilians, and at the same time makes no sound to alert the enemy...
That awkward moment when you accidentally delete your entire chain of elevators due to a mis-click and don't have enough money to replace the first elevator....
Messenger: Sir! There is a massive sea beast destroying all ocean vessels! Should we deploy our forces to stop it?
Commander: No... not yet.... send in our weakest vessels and as this beast progressively grows and gets stronger, we shall send in slightly stronger vessels!