Millertime27's Comments

The angry ex-employee is the bane of my existence.

Dragons? Really? It feels like the moment I learned there were aliens in that last Indiana Jones movie.

My mouse: What? You want me to highlight the edges of the flash window? Alright... Me: Shit, no! I-- Asshole in the red glider suit: Lol. Gone.

I don't think this game author knows what creatine does...

"What a f***tardedly easy platformer, I can't belie....oh. Wow."

This game has character writing beyond anything else on Kongregate; I think this could be a challenger to Sonny's throne.

Trying to figure out what the dialogue was trying to say was comically difficult.

I refuse to rate games I can't play well when drunk.

To this day I still posit that Amorphous+ is one of the best games on the site. Definitely needs to be on the front page again.

The music isn't terribly appropriate for this game. If I closed my eyes, I felt like I was playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

This whole achievement fad for flash games is getting a little out-of-hand.

Dude, this game takes a stupid long time to start.

Thank god the franchise finally got off of that "Pet Protector" kick. This game is awesomesauce, just like its predecessors.

I...don't understand. Why does everybody love this game so much? I simply didn't find it entertaining enough to warrant all this good press, and the fact that the save feature doesn't work didn't help. Make the game more interactive, perhaps make the magic use system more user-friendly and shorten it. The concept is cool, so why can't the game live up to it?

This game is of the next generation of tower defense. 5/5

This game is awesome, but I will never forgive it for being called "CivilizationS Wars" instead of the grammatically correct "Civilization Wars." 0/5

I don't get it. This is one of my favorite games for some reason, yet it is actually utterly unremarkable. I call witchcraft on the maker of this one.

For the love of God, make the music more fitting for the game (or at least make the mute button easier to find).

Too easy, 0/5

I'm almost positive that I just dropped a big, black explosive penis on Africa. Just what they needed.