So at 21 or so I end up with this guy who['s nothing like my "dream guy" and is all nice and understanding and shiz. Then I find someone who looks EXACTLY like my dream guy and he's violent, vain, and...horny. >>;
...I actually clicked here expecting a joke like this. xD Or you'd get the girl to her underwear and these letters would come up like "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU PERV"
I would've laughed it you hadn't said gay. >_> Why is that an insult now? And for God's sake learn to tell the difference between your (belonging to you) and you're (contraction of you are)
But other than that, pretty funny. C: