Dear Command:
We acknowledge that you believe we desperately need icecream, however the airforce tends to confuse us with the enemy. We have observed that Germans tend to spontaneously reproduce when exposed to dairy, and so the airforce's exposure to German chocolate causes us great difficulty.
Dear Airforce,
The captured German chocolate rations contain methamphetamine!
I have many frustrations with this game, one of them being the frequent instances of the right answer being irrelevant to what is said by "Socrates Jones" when that option is chosen.
I've realized, though, that wording the options so that they were relevant would frequently result in the player being given the answer, removing much of the point of the game. Making a game that engages with argument cogency in this manner is exceedingly difficult.
87 days, humanity destroyed
I used the method mentioned by Ameseree and pederz.
Cuba is your best bet, if you start with coughing don't drop it, just add sneezing