MoleHillary

i was abandoned in the forest by my wealthy aristocratic parents and was taken in by a community of blind moles. as they didn’t know i was blind and couldn’t speak yet, they took me in. i was raised by them for 18 years, until one day, it was leaked that i was in fact a human. i had to fight the grandfather mole to the death. to their dismay, i won, and to this day i wear his pelt as a sweater vest.