Moleman69

i was brought up by a small team of HIV positive jedi who taught me the ways of the force and contraception. At the age of 6 I became lost in the woods surrounding my home and met drsexy who in return for some hand relief taught me the way of the doctor and the sexy. when i was 7 i went to devon, when i was 8 i started 2 masturbate and also noticed my first hair on my chin. at age 9 i smelt of wine, for an entire year until realizing some joker had put a jug of wine round my neck ho ho. when i was 10 i ate a hen, when i was 11 i went to devon…..again. when i was 12 i ate an apricot. when i was 13………..i went to somewhere that rhymes with 13. when i was 14 i ran out of things to speak about and fucked ur mum in her ass. now im 16 and nothing rhymes with that either.