Customer: I desperately need an antidote! Do you have one? Shopkeeper: No, Sorry. How about a wooden club? Customer: that'll do, I will be invincible with this!
You know what they need? They need to make a game where instead of playing the shopkeeper, you play the adventurer! And you can do quests and go to shops and buy and sell things and... oh. Wait.
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