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One Trick Mage

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Sep. 29, 2018

Rating: 0

Significantly less annoying than Sleepy Knight was.

Don't Escape 3

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Sep. 20, 2015

Rating: 1

I feel pathetic that I can't figure out how to kill myself.

OFFS3T game

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Feb. 17, 2014

Rating: 0

This game wants to be good, but there's all too much pixelbitching.

BasketBalls

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Jan. 15, 2014

Rating: -8

I know why the first medal is for Level 10 - because nobody wants to play past that.

Zombotron 2: Time Machine

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Oct. 04, 2013

Rating: 2

Had to give up on the fourth level when an elevator ceased to exist.

Cargo Bridge

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Sep. 19, 2013

Rating: 4

I'm sick of how there's no way to tell if anything's solid. I swear there's randomness in some of this - sometimes one connector breaks but the bridge holds, but other times the exact same design fails entirely. It kills the point.

Doom 1

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Dec. 18, 2012

Rating: -6

Not having the mouse to aim and fire hurts this game a lot.

The Grinns Tale

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Oct. 17, 2012

Rating: 0

...I got a zoning permit from a quest, but the game won't let me use it. Does it not count if a boss didn't drop it?

The Grinns Tale

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Oct. 16, 2012

Rating: 2

Oh, God... This reminds me so much of Little Cave Hero. I miss that game. I miss it so much it hurts. Thank you for reminding me of a game I used to love and giving me a game that's fun on its own at the same time.

Innkeeper

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Apr. 07, 2012

Rating: 4

At 3 1/2 stars, your approval pretty much goes down and down and down...

Zombies, Inc.

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Mar. 10, 2012

Rating: 5

After a while everything costs so much that it turns into an idle game.

Burrito Bison Revenge

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Mar. 09, 2012

Rating: 0

Just a reminder: if you unlock Survival before completing the "Hit the Lucky Gummy in X" missions, the landscapes don't exist in Survival - you have to play Story to get the Lucky Gummy to show up in specific areas.

Theme Hotel

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Dec. 20, 2011

Rating: 1

Holy Christ, these people are filthy. I swear I have more maids in my hotel than some countries have people in their armed forces, and I STILL can't stay on top of their garbage.

Freeway Fury 2

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Nov. 28, 2011

Rating: 4

There are few things quite as frustrating as forgetting to release Z before hitting Up. There are few things quite as irritating as doing this repeatedly.

Rebuild 2

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Oct. 13, 2011

Rating: 2

By the end, one of my survivors was a master scavenger and soldier, while another was a master soldier and builder, a third was a master soldier and leader... and not a single one of my survivors had a clue what science was.

Quick Quests

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Oct. 01, 2011

Rating: 5

The worst enemy is the IE sticking-arrows problem.

BioGems

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Sep. 09, 2011

Rating: 3

After seeing the computer completely skip an obvious 4-gem match a dozen times, I have to say... Anyone who's accusing this game of being unbalanced should play longer.

Learn to Fly 2

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Sep. 05, 2011

Rating: 0

To answer one question: get as high as you can to get ROB.

ESCAPE

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Aug. 26, 2011

Rating: 2

Something I've learned: if you're going fast enough to get that cool afterimage blur effect, you're going too fast to judge whether you're going to jump into the spikes.

Async Racing

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Aug. 24, 2011

Rating: 1

Whoever decided to have the car alarm noise for "catastrophic error", I hate you and I hope you never code again.

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