MrTuxedo

Note: If I'm not on Kong, I'm either on Minecraft OR I'm playing Cyber Monster, it's like Crystal Saga but it doesn't suck. Gender: Dragonborn Quotes: MrTuxedo: I have just successfully removed a brick from a ragdoll's lung. Ajurr: Nice. cloudlionheart: are you playing mutilate a doll Ajurr: Now place it back and shave off his flesh. Ajurr: And then feed it to him. Matzii: Hiya Ajurr~ Ajurr: Hey, Matzii. MrTuxedo: Just removed a small wall from his neck. cloudlionheart: be careful one time i impaled a guy with a golf club. Ajurr: Now all you need to do is have monsters watch him through the window. MrTuxedo: And I just tied him to a wall and violently anal raped him with said wall. Ajurr: Leave that to the professionals. Or at least film it and sell it as BDSM next time. Ajurr: ... Anyways. cloudlionheart: get this on video then send me the video. MrTuxedo: LOL Ajurr: Hey, there's someone out there who'd watch that. Ajurr: Trust me. Ajurr: (Not me.) MrTuxedo: THAT'S FOR DROPPIN' THE SOAP, BITCH! cloudlionheart: me tight leather and whips good times am i right? Ajurr: .. Sure. Ajurr: Well, Tux. Ajurr: If I drop the soap, at least scream before you do that. Ajurr: So I can at least clench my asshole. MrTuxedo: I've never seen a conversation escalate that quickly Ajurr: Was about to type quench. But pouring water all over my anus probably wouldn't help in this situation. submax_cw: I swear JT's song says "and a pocket full of soap" MrTuxedo: *scream* Ajurr: SHITSHITSHIT WHERE'S THE WATER Ajurr: ..Oh. MrTuxedo: XD MrTuxedo: What the **** has this chat turned into? submax_cw: a chat -------------------------------------------------- neonerection: I'm on anti-depressants and birth control neonerection: Wtf you on riaxon: WTF IS A WAIFU! riaxon: LOL tacoes: Kai is afk broseph riaxon: BIRTH CONTROL tacoes: he's a sleep riaxon: WTF DO U DO WITH UR LIFE! neonerection: Literally nothing neonerection: Thank you BaconMaster93: o.O riaxon: why the fuq do u need birth control? neonerection: Hormone control? riaxon: if u aint doing the sneakies? MrTuxedo: reasons. neonerection: You really think it's JUST for preventing pregnancy? neonerection: Geez.. riaxon: mclineyiney bang bang riaxon: no riaxon: i think its also for preventing u wanting to have babies mary3mo: you feel nothing, you've lost hope riaxon: she is emotional about wanting no emotions tacoes: and you just want to die MrTuxedo: wait, what? mary3mo: shhhh sweets, shhhh riaxon: lol tux mary3mo: you don't know what you're saying riaxon: WOOOO tacoes: I got a popo hammer ------------------------------------------------ BoxNinja: What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? BoxNinja: faithbook MrTuxedo: That's an oddly specific joke. tacoes: twitter?