Once upon a time there were a sad peasent man who was so stupid he lived on top of his house instead of in it. He thought he was magic because he made a fire so he kidnapped a princess and built an evil tower. A knight who had a vague acquaintance with the princess when they were children went to save her. Realizing the idiot didn't have any powers, but could still kill the princess, the knight struck the "wizard" down. The knight and the princess then married and pretended to live happily ever after, but everyone knew they were dying on the inside. Also the idiot's gravestone was put in the good kingdom for some reason.
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