Mudd223

My name is Mudd,
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is Mudd and it’s always been.
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I’m rather drab except my patent shoes.
I make em shine..well most the time.
But call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That’s long for Mudd, so I’ve been told.
I’ve got my pride, I drink my wine.
I’d drink the finest except I haven’t earned a dime in several months.
My name is Mudd.