Wants to be with you and make believe with you. Always.
The Beast
black
mascot
juicy beast
fuzzy
Earned Nov. 17, 2019
25570th earned out of 26275
This oozy airborne beast needs a bath
Moggs
brown
boar
animal
snout
wild
Earned Nov. 05, 2019
16991st earned out of 23717
Is a boar but ain't no bore, no piggity
Mort
green
zombie
cupcake
sweet
undead
Earned Oct. 28, 2019
9660th earned out of 22732
A little more than a day old
Arthur
pink
lollipop
candy
food
sugar
Earned Oct. 02, 2019
19205th earned out of 23816
He's a little sour, but he knows ol' Slug isn't worth his salt
Steven
seagull
white
Flotsam
squawk
aquatic
Earned Sep. 23, 2019
12055th earned out of 23933
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Mira
yellow
mirror
pretty
reflection
Earned Sep. 19, 2019
20621st earned out of 23560
Raeppa yeht naht resolc eb yam rorrim ni segdab
Leo
lion
radical
biker
cool
animal
Earned Jun. 27, 2019
20678th earned out of 25680
King of Ride Rock
Midas
orange
goldfish
aquatic
ocean
Earned May. 17, 2019
23298th earned out of 27850
Plays it koi, but really wants to be a golden dragon someday
Archie
white
bone
skeleton
museum
Earned May. 07, 2019
18213th earned out of 26128
Is this bone funny, or just a little humerus?
Sir Breadginald
blue
english muffin
food
muffin or death
sweet
Earned Apr. 30, 2019
16767th earned out of 27468
I am the very model of a modern muffin-general
Ollie
purple
animal
aquatic
skate
ray
sea pancake
Earned Apr. 25, 2019
22431st earned out of 26120
Can't figure out if he's goofy or not!
Magnus
black
chess
rook
castle
games
Earned Apr. 16, 2019
19412th earned out of 27114
Nobody puts Magnus in the corner
Chip
fries
red
salt
food
Earned Apr. 12, 2019
23952nd earned out of 27571
He's not poutine, he's just a little salty
Vlad
tufted deer
animal
brown
bitey
Earned Apr. 04, 2019
24273rd earned out of 29123
He's all bite if you're bark
Payton
blue
water
glass
beverage
thirsty
Earned Mar. 27, 2019
22437th earned out of 27974
She's pessimistically optimistic!
Cara
yellow
starfruit
food
fruit
juicy
Earned Mar. 21, 2019
23562nd earned out of 27742
Your mind is filled with thoughts of a peaceful farm
Moby
gray
whale
orca
aquatic
ocean
animal
Earned Mar. 07, 2019
24507th earned out of 30114
Loves to sing with the orcastra
Audrey III
green
venus fly trap
plant
bitey
Earned Feb. 23, 2019
26027th earned out of 27645
Yeah baby, she's got it
Indrid
gray
poodle moth
FlyingCat
insect
shelby
Earned Feb. 15, 2019
26063rd earned out of 28844
I love lamp
Shelby
yellow
lightbulb
glow
electric
Earned Feb. 06, 2019
21275th earned out of 27931
Totes lit and down 4 watt-ever
Linden
peacock
blue
bird
birb
beautiful
Earned Jan. 30, 2019
22088th earned out of 29782
Proudly wears his hearts on his tail
Pinto
piñata
horse
colorful
candy
party
Earned Jan. 22, 2019
20151st earned out of 28594
Full of great surprises, like candy or Greek soldiers
Francis and Alicia
keys
gold
silver
metal
tools
lock
Earned Jan. 18, 2019
23045th earned out of 26894
This anthem is fiiiiiiiiiire
Carlos
red
grill
hot
smooth
appliance
Earned Jan. 11, 2019
23403rd earned out of 26462
Man, it's a hot one
Skip
green
dumpster
fire
2018
hot mess
happy new year
Earned Jan. 04, 2019
23215th earned out of 28029
Literally a dumpster fire
Gnomo
gnome
green
shortstack
Earned Dec. 24, 2018
9673rd earned out of 26331
Baby, don't hurt me!
Jason
blue
water
gravity
concerned
Earned Dec. 23, 2018
29801st earned out of 29913
Bourne to chase waterfalls
Kaitlin
otter
brown
animal
aquatic
mammal
Earned Dec. 08, 2018
28202nd earned out of 29553
Always on the ball, occasionally off-topic
Clawdia
orange
crab
claws
animal
aquatic
Earned Nov. 05, 2018
16868th earned out of 31372
She can be snippy, but doesn't want to be a hermit
Kartemis
purple
kartridge
launch day
games
fun
Earned Oct. 31, 2018
22499th earned out of 31526
It's Kartridge!
Nori
white
onigiri
japan
food
Earned Oct. 22, 2018
16474th earned out of 29605
A real oni when she's hangiri
Redd
black
white
newspaper
information
media
Earned Oct. 18, 2018
24551st earned out of 29960
The bane of spiders big and small
Annie
acorn
brown
nut
seed
Earned Oct. 14, 2018
27439th earned out of 27929
Are you oaky?
Dusty
chinchilla
blue
sleepy
animal
FlyingCat
Earned Sep. 12, 2018
22405th earned out of 28460
He puts the chill in chinchilla
Cole
yellow
cauliflower
vegetable
vegan
food
Earned Sep. 08, 2018
26660th earned out of 27409
Cruciferous and splendiferous
Zoroa
blue
bird
animal
vulture
Earned Jun. 29, 2018
26034th earned out of 28989
Carrion my wayward son
Sir Hiss
snake
green
Kongsnake
boop
cuddly
Earned May. 18, 2018
26400th earned out of 31479
He's really tied to that hat, but he's knot gonna bite
Alfred
medal
gold
shiny
award
Earned May. 09, 2018
22478th earned out of 31263
He has a noble aurum about him
Ruthie
yellow
kongdog
bandana
judgy
Earned May. 04, 2018
26521st earned out of 32106
This is my caring face <3
Doris
flower
purple
pretty
tulips
plant
Earned Apr. 27, 2018
26439th earned out of 30785
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is two lips
Julian
hat
white
cooking
Earned Apr. 20, 2018
25306th earned out of 29402
You'll roux the day you roast him
Kat
gray
wolf
animal
forest
Earned Apr. 14, 2018
29606th earned out of 36703
Please don't harp on about how this isn't actually a cat
Zuko
sugar
purple
sweet
spoon
Earned Apr. 06, 2018
29417th earned out of 33822
Loves Meshuggah and cubism
Armand
silver
hammer
tool
handy
steel
Earned Mar. 31, 2018
28750th earned out of 31031
He clawed his way up and can handle a maul
Andrea
blue
bootbirb
minabird
animal
bird
Earned Feb. 23, 2018
29555th earned out of 33609
Her diet is solely of misua, not worms
Emily
skate
ice
green
winter
Earned Feb. 16, 2018
26105th earned out of 32370
Turn down for lutz
Rick
cinnamon roll
brown
dessert
sweet
Earned Feb. 09, 2018
24919th earned out of 29616
Never gonna bun around and dessert you
Biff
red
boxing glove
punchy
fighter
Earned Jan. 26, 2018
25170th earned out of 28326
His favorite part of this joke is the punch line
Wyatt
orange
cone
safety
maverick
Earned Jan. 19, 2018
26962nd earned out of 31362
It's about the cones
Dave
brown
turkey
food
rockstar
Earned Jan. 12, 2018
29615th earned out of 33866
The gobblin' king
Chili
blue
cooldog
animal
radical
Earned Jan. 01, 2018
12093rd earned out of 30248
A true blue friend
Miguelito
brown
lute
musical instrument
Earned Dec. 29, 2017
26297th earned out of 29636
We riffed on a lute of jokes but none of them struck a chord
Beau
purple
grapes
nine
fruit
Earned Dec. 24, 2017
29195th earned out of 31536
Always a bunch of fun, never wines!
Johanna
garden
purple
eggplant
vegetable
Earned Oct. 06, 2017
28070th earned out of 32837
She's more of an awwwbergine
Daniel
plane
white
paper
flight
Earned Sep. 30, 2017
32116th earned out of 34636
Always moving forward, never looking back
Tom
red
drum
musical instrument
rhythm
Earned Sep. 07, 2017
27267th earned out of 35492
Loves the cymbal things in life
Marina
shellfish
purple
pearl
animal
Earned Jul. 21, 2017
29837th earned out of 31893
Harbors a boatload of love
Envie and Bill
red
oh no
love
paper
Earned May. 12, 2017
29586th earned out of 37664
She tried to express her feelings, but he wouldn't letter.
Usane
lightning
yellow
angry
electric
Earned May. 05, 2017
33054th earned out of 38590
Can strike at speeds up to 44.72 km/h
Nom Chompsky
chocolate
purple
food
egg
Earned Apr. 10, 2017
15446th earned out of 35437
Foiled again
Taro
brown
animal
hamster
dance
Earned Mar. 25, 2017
32103rd earned out of 37748
Loves to 1qN72LEQnaU and be pancake thin
Johnny
fish
vain
blue
animal
Earned Feb. 25, 2017
32836th earned out of 37215
Wanna see me flap my fin really fast?
#FF68B6
paint
construction
pink
eggshell
Earned Feb. 13, 2017
18868th earned out of 34419
Here's a primer: I'm glossy
Coconilo
coconut
brown
refreshing
tropical
Earned Jan. 28, 2017
35654th earned out of 38031
The strut. The chill. The legend.
Pip
chess piece
white
horse
neigh
Earned Dec. 16, 2016
33258th earned out of 37090
One step forward and two steps left
Lil' Buster
pink
pillow
comfortable
Earned Dec. 10, 2016
33488th earned out of 37847
Filled with raw emotion
Eric
caterpillar
insect
green
happy
Earned Dec. 02, 2016
31758th earned out of 37214
Sort of thirsty
Scott
holes
blue
kitchen
cheese
Earned Nov. 23, 2016
26465th earned out of 34975
Shredding it up
Brutus Jr.
poisonous
green
nut
spikey
Earned Nov. 11, 2016
30931st earned out of 36348
Could have been Conks but we have self control
Plum
bat
holiday
purple
Earned Nov. 01, 2016
17934th earned out of 35827
Daphne says batsy, like betsy, but a bat
Honks
loud
gold
narcissistic
brass
Earned Oct. 24, 2016
16510th earned out of 35384
Better than Tonks or Donks
Slippy
soap
pink
antibacterial
Earned Oct. 17, 2016
18152nd earned out of 38542
Do a bar-rel roll. Buds with Suds
Hoagie
yellow
submarine
transportation
sonar
Earned Oct. 13, 2016
33389th earned out of 44034
Can't even fathom
Gunther
kongcats
meow
grey
animal
Earned Oct. 03, 2016
16549th earned out of 43690
King of the cats
Ziggy
galaxy
space
purple
barred spiral
Earned Sep. 27, 2016
21455th earned out of 44506
Plays with Frets
Sandy
bird
quetzal
green
animal
Earned Sep. 06, 2016
22801st earned out of 42669
She quetzal the attention wherever she goes
Croc Monsieur
alligator
green
animal
happy
Earned Jul. 08, 2016
40943rd earned out of 47807
Tastes like chicken
Gem Greer
gem
purple
rock
Earned Jun. 29, 2016
36292nd earned out of 50528
A diamond in the rough
Leonarto
picture
painting
wood
brown
Earned Jun. 22, 2016
35851st earned out of 51552
My eyes are down here
Tubs
kongdog
black
weird sock
animal
Earned Jun. 17, 2016
45495th earned out of 52440
Really likes tubing and pair programming
Solar Bear
polar
white
bear
animal
Earned Jun. 07, 2016
29575th earned out of 55694
Snow bear from the South Pole
Scoop
ice cream
dairy
food
brown
Earned May. 30, 2016
20533rd earned out of 54811
There it is
Pops
beach ball
green
summer
revamped
Earned May. 26, 2016
41393rd earned out of 52669
Full of hot air
Badger
badger
badger
badger
badger
snake
green
animal
Earned May. 09, 2016
25752nd earned out of 54601
loves mushrooms
Jack the Unflappable
pancake
dough
brown
breakfast
Earned May. 06, 2016
48046th earned out of 56438
Chock full of gluteny goodness
Java the Hog
pig
pink
teacup
tiny
Earned Apr. 25, 2016
20732nd earned out of 56022
ka cheesa crispa Lambo?
Tonks
ramen
bowl
red
food
Earned Apr. 18, 2016
22042nd earned out of 51542
This is how we redo it
Peggy Sue
pegasus
white
animal
mythical
Earned Apr. 15, 2016
52945th earned out of 61213
My heart neighs for you
Mouser
blue
animal
rodent
cute
Earned Mar. 28, 2016
18846th earned out of 54955
King of the mice, and generally a pest
Inkbeard
octopus
pink
pirate
Earned Mar. 26, 2016
53220th earned out of 57097
If he's going to rule the seven seas he better get kraken
Lumpy
camel
orange
cracker
hump
Earned Mar. 11, 2016
46292nd earned out of 60200
Hi I'm Lumpy we're going to be friends forever
Hugh
manatee
blue
animal
ocean
Earned Mar. 03, 2016
43534th earned out of 57820
Blubbertown USA
Josephine
cup
white
caffeine
coffee
beverage
Earned Feb. 26, 2016
48059th earned out of 56170
'Two sugars, one cream. Stirred, not shaken'
Leeroll Breadkins
bread
starchy
bun
brown
Earned Feb. 01, 2016
10704th earned out of 58483
A real pain in the buns
Grumpers
duck
sassy
yellow
angry
Earned Jan. 31, 2016
57571st earned out of 61100
Anaheim sure I'll waddle up with some mighty fowl duck puns to fit the bill
Orbit
rocket
red
space
transportation
Earned Jan. 02, 2016
50643rd earned out of 55425
Really need to space out our puns here
K-Tai
mobile
orange
moshi moshi
Earned Jun. 19, 2015
48896th earned out of 57488
Moshi moshi!
Arnold
ball
white
soccer
sportsball
Earned May. 25, 2015
17552nd earned out of 63147
They see me rollin', they kickin'
Salty
food
yellow
cracker
Earned Jun. 07, 2014
80855th earned out of 88119
Drinks plenty of water, always be hydrated!
Mike
animal
brown
bear
Earned May. 26, 2014
2426th earned out of 86431
He's a big fuzzy, huggable, loveable bear, please hug him
Walter
animal
bird
crow
black
Earned May. 16, 2014
80464th earned out of 88361
Cawwwwwww!
Jack
animal
bird
brown
Earned May. 04, 2014
75465th earned out of 86418
He's not going to sparrow us from a bad joke
Jelly
animal
ocean
pink
tentacles
Earned Apr. 22, 2014
28770th earned out of 88212
Floats around in the ocean... you know, jellyfish stuff
Dharma
zen
red
Japan
Earned Apr. 18, 2014
79392nd earned out of 95038
Don't tell him about New Years
Nikhil
animal
purple
endangered
Earned Apr. 12, 2014
80159th earned out of 88177
Eats bamboo.
Tusks
animal
brown
wooly
Earned Mar. 25, 2014
48034th earned out of 98242
Five-time long jump world champion
Clover
plant
lucky
green
holiday
Earned Mar. 18, 2014
39408th earned out of 89543
She's like one in ten thousand!
Joemeleon
animal
reptile
green
not vegan
Earned Mar. 14, 2014
74647th earned out of 93639
Eats with a fork and doesn't like cake
Raphanin
vegetable
low calorie
root
food
Earned Mar. 07, 2014
90131st earned out of 98946
He's a rad...ish
Hogglesworth
animal
pig
Earned Mar. 01, 2014
78558th earned out of 88609
Four legs good, zero legs better
Artie
organ
love
bpm
holiday
Earned Feb. 13, 2014
79031st earned out of 95077
Works out, loves the fresh air. Not a fan of Patty
Kongbot
robot
kongregate
Earned Jan. 15, 2014
54568th earned out of 95599
Objectives: [A] Maintain, upgrade Kongregate [B] LASERS FROM EYES [C] Learn to love <3
