My_Little_Dashie's Comments

th1s gaem r teh m0st fhun eva m8. if u r disugri w/ me u r ghey m8 1v1 me ill rek u til u crie m8

Shrek is love, shrek is life

> Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life

> I was only 9 years old > I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies > I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f***ot > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek > I called him a c*nt > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its shrek > I am so happy > He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp" > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butth*le > It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in

The music form Mini story brings back too many disgusting memories *cough* Banned form equestria night *cough*

"Life wiped out in Madagascar" serves you all right