Myke's Comments

You should have filmed a guy actually running instead of a guy running in place.

An amazing game. I laughed, I cried, I shit blood.

Great game, a strategy page might help. Also Scarlett Johansen might help.

you desperately need to be able to manually enter the number of units you want to buy instead of constantly using the arrows and waiting.

Nice try, but it is really too buggy to play.

Too much inter-species homo-erotic innuendo.

Good concept but gets pretty monotonous

Would be outstanding with upgrades, plane choices, or multiplayer.

Game would play better if you got a limited number of mistakes before game over, instead of just clicking until you've got them all.

It's a good kids game. No bugs, cute little fukin owls and stuff. The Hard setting is worth playing.

This might be wrong but i kind of want to bone the apple. kind of REALLY want to bone the apple.

Another in a long line of racist games being shoved in my racist face.

It just bounces too slow to play

Everyone will be dying to moving spike balls.

If you fall down on some of the steep hills like in level 3, the game resets the guy with his skis stuck in the snow and he automatically crashes again. Gets stuck in infinite crash loop.

Make sure the game doesn't say disconnected at the top or it won't save anything you've done. really sucks.

Why don't you just call it straw hat rice farmer railroad builder and get it over with!

This racist game can get my racist balls.

What a great game. I got her a fuking apple and she died before she could even thank me.

I got married and the next turn my wife died of cancer. The game asked me if I wanted to kill myself and I said no. Then the next turn I just inexplicable died anyway. Probably fairly realistic.