Myositis's Comments

I must never put my intellect to use in the higher fields of science. I completely see myself becoming the naive female doctor from the tapes. Idly standing by as the obviously (from an outside perspective that is) evil scientist warps their work.

Ugh, can you please change the graphic for the piles of bamboo. The holes...I kept trying to ignore it but now I'm all itchy and nauseous.

If 2d spiders really creep you out, I suggest the movie Arachnophobia. You'll love it.

Nothing like a game intro that could end up forcing you to wait and watch part of ad.

To the devs: Who gets on the computer when a friend is with you? Rarely does it happen. Online multiplayer would be amazing :P

Damn my brains association of green with good. *commits suicide collecting green "coins"*

*cries* 391,400 points on Aerodrone...I have to listen to it again...

*Puts Hippo Mermaid on boat* Is this even considered saving it?? O.o

This makes me so sad...Upon reaching chapter 4, all the effects from the rain are causing my comp to slow down considerably. Making it very difficult to time the smoke ring...No options to turn down/disable the effects means I can't finish the game.

@Emobia Your cache got cleared. The badge data is stored on kong servers while your actual game data is stored on your browsers cache.

Upon coming back for the new heroes I realized I played through the campaign never having used the heroes -_-

All the levels are completed in a logical way, but you still start most levels by guessing.

Why not allow clicking to cycle through square, X, and blank? Having to click back and forth between square and X just makes it tedious.

All this time spent training my body to move around better in platemail, and I just didn't have the proper footwear.

Lets put it this way, if this were a cartoon on tv it would be a complete rip-off of Adventure Time. Merely inspired by in game form.

It irks me that the rating for this game is as low as it is. I really feel the rage-quit lamers are downvoting it .

I have no clue how recently the newest server was released; Could being on the new server cause badge problems??

So I got the achievement for beating the game, but the one for defeating the first boss never got rewarded. I've even tried going back and beating the boss again.

While it is definitely nice to be able to be able to beat the game, the last additional shot just breaks the game.

When I was reading Jack's lines I too noticed the stuttering of his words, though it never occurred to me that he was stuttering. I assumed the slowdown was due to him talking all robot-like (being found in a cave, i figured he'd be a lil off). So my inner monologue read his lines like G-man.