NEStriker

Some quotes from my travels:

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“Only in math class can you buy thirty watermelons and have nobody ask what the hell is wrong with you” – NESSY

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“Religion is just death insurance”- joeb101

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“The craziest thing I’ve ever found while robbing graves was my uncle” – Singforthedeaff

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“The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’” – dragonslayer234

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“It’s logical, it just doesn’t make sense” – Toppit511

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“Root beer floats. It does. I’ve tested it” – Thexx

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“If I had to choose between chimp and spider I would choose a chimp. Harder to forget where you left it” – lahya2000

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“Everybody seeks happiness! Not me though! That’s the difference between me and the world. I demand euphoria!” – NESmen

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“They say the world is a stage. Obviously the play is unrehearsed and everyone is ad-libbing their lines” – BringMeTheSun