NITTEr

I enjoy clipping my toenails (as oppose to biting them), watching cheesey godzilla movies, camping in cemeteries, going scuba-diving with cement shoes, erotic pornography with those pixelated censors over the tunnel of love; to me sightseeing of a federal penitentary is compairable to long walks on the beach, pulling off heists of local coffee shops is refreshing. Mutual shouting discussions about whose apathetical views on life are stronger, driving in reverse down boat ramps, and being spanked.