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Hippolyta

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Apr. 17, 2014

Rating: 2

The audio is great. The graphics are good. The gameplay...not so much.

King's Rider

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Nov. 26, 2013

Rating: 3

The responsiveness/timing on jump and duck -are- pretty terrible, even if the game is terribly pretty.

Endless War 7

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Jul. 07, 2013

Rating: 1

Not bad, but the AI is *awful*. So many enemies with front-oriented guns will ignore you approaching from the side...

Bubble Sky

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Mar. 05, 2013

Rating: 0

Needs much more color contrast between the balls. Ball behaviour is erratic, and there's very little explanation of anything. This one deserves to get sent back to the kitchen...half-baked at best.

Monster Legions

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Jan. 27, 2013

Rating: 11

There's so little room for intention and activity in this game, particularly in comparison to Nerdook's previous efforts. "Hope you have better troops and don't be a total idiot in clicking your intermittently available tactics" doesn't make for much of a game. Meaningful choices are few and far between.

Engage

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Nov. 20, 2012

Rating: 1

What on this island is so important the can't just carpet bomb it? Or at least send in some armored vehicles?

Nuclear Outrun

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May. 04, 2012

Rating: 1

I was set to think of this as a 4, then I got the remote control. Just...yes. Just. Yes.

The Last Stand: Union City

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Oct. 19, 2011

Rating: 1

So...how'd all these zombies get into the attic, anyway?

Flagstaff: Chapter Three

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Jun. 21, 2011

Rating: 7

Pretty, but kinda vapid. The sameness wears out in a hurry.

Not Your War

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Mar. 20, 2011

Rating: 0

This is probably the slowest-paced top down shooter I've ever played. The generals get interminable as you switch back and forth between the painfully weak gun and the painfully slow gun. It's very pretty, with plenty of nice touches. They're just nice touches on a game that plays a bit like a slog through calf-deep snow.

Notebook Wars 2

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Mar. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

The boss fights are pretty mediocre--blowing off the wings or propellers and whatnot makes the fight *easier* rather than harder as the fight progresses, which runs counter to genre convention. More importantly, it makes the boss fights very boring as you lazily dodge their two remaining guns while plinking away with whatever you happen to have equipped.

TMNT: Double Damage

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Sep. 25, 2009

Rating: 0

TMNT fills a special place in my soul, but this game is pretty atrocious. Even the old, needlessly difficult TMNT game for the original NES has a significant leg up on this.

CycloManiacs

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Sep. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

Any thoughts on the single 10-second wheelie on the Moon?

Pixelvader

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Jul. 27, 2009

Rating: 0

Yeah, it's a lot like Frantic, especially early. But the later levels work in some new wrinkles in terms of where enemies come from and how they attack. It's a fun diversion.

Medieval Rampage

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May. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

It certainly does chug; more distractingly, the game quickly devolves into a "run in circles while holding down your mouse button." The boss levels are actually a bit easier than some of the last waves. It's mostly well-executed, but it's very repetitive nonetheless.

Space Mutants FROM SPACE!

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Apr. 06, 2009

Rating: 0

How many more mediocre remakes of Space Invaders does the world need?

Tactical Assassin Substratum

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Oct. 23, 2008

Rating: 0

The knife segment is ludicrous. You're telling me that I can flawlessly sneak up behind a guy in the open, but can't hold my knife steady to finish the job? Recognizing the patterns of the shakiness is, I guess, okay...but how many people do you expect to correctly time the pattern on the first try? And how long can Mr. Assasin hold his breath/remain absolutely silent behind the dude?

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